sniffing:

its 2014 and im still not over the fact that blue in blues clues was a girl

(via orgasm)

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via guy)

like

kyssthis16:

serenading-solitude:

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!

More on our FB page- http://facebook.com/twinzik.twins

HOLY MOLY

FUCKIN SHIT!

(via geekygirl9000)

goforthandthrash:

from electric blossom by torkil gudnason

(via geekygirl9000)

like

this-is-for-frank:

bowtiesontimelords:

johnlockedstargazerintardis:

omg please tag your porn

The library fandom, ladies and gentleman.

joining that fandom

(Source: littledallilasbookshelf, via geekygirl9000)

injuries:

you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever

(via relahvant)

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

(Source: 420dongsquad, via relahvant)

asensibledemi:

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

I can’t even explain how right this is

(Source: dicksconnected, via relahvant)

riley-coyote:

officialprostitute:

why do dads sneeze so loud

(via guy)

neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

(Source: charlieseesmore, via slim-and-svelte)

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